HARRY POTTER WOULD HAVE BEEN SO MUCH EASIER IF THE CHARACTERS JUST HAD CELLPHONES
(Never mind that electronics can’t function inside Hogwarts)
like order of the phoenix.
harry could have called sirius and been all
“hay bro, you okay?”
and sirus would just be
“oh hey james harry. just chillin wit mah betches.”
DEPARTMENT OF MYSTERIES CRISIS AVERTED
sirius totally has harry in his contacts as “Prongs 2” by the way.
and harry could be calling dumbledore whenever he’s away from hogwarts to keep him up to date on the whole HOLY SHIT SORCEROR’S STONE IS UNDER ATTACK.
and when the entrance to 9 and three quarters sealed harry could have went “HEY WE R LOST CAN U PICK RON AND I UP. THX” to dumbledore
during goblet of fire he could of just texted fleur when he was with the mermaids and been all “hey. u OK? ur sister is here.” and instead of waiting and getting last place, she could of just been all “LOL GOT ATTACKED BY GRINDLOWS I’M OUT.”
also, bellatrix would have a fucking ball with a camera phone. she’d be sending nude pics of herself to voldy and trying to impress him and he’d be all
OH MY GOD BELLATRIX STOP TEXTING ME YOU HO
and snape probably sent pictures of his dick to lily after she married james with the caption “YOU’RE MISSING OUT ON ALL OF THIS, LIL.”
i can see sirius and remus sexting non stop.
and deathly hallows?
snape wouldn’t have had to fuck around with the whole LETS PLACE THE SWORD IN THE BOTTOM OF A LAKE AND HOPE HARRY FINDS IT. he could have just texted him from an anon number and been all “hey dumbass, go three feet west and get that fucking sword. BRING A COAT.”
when ron got lost he wouldn’t have to screw with the deluminator. he could have just texted harry “IM LOST CAN U TELL ME HOW TO GET BACK.” and bam, we wouldn’t have hermione crying or anything.
they would totally prank call voldemort too. “HEY UR MOM IS A WHORECRUX, TOM. LOLOLOLOL.”
and the luna missing thing?
“luna what can you tell us about Deathly Hallows.”
and she could have just told them and stuff without them getting nearly killed. again.
and those answering places where you text a question, hermione would be using that all the time. and ron would be asking them how to pick up babes.
GOD IT WOULD HAVE MADE ALL OF THEIR LIVES SO MUCH EASIER