Caller: Hello, is this RHB customer service?
Caller: Oh. Can you connect me to RHB customer service? I made an application last week for —
Me: Excuse me, I don’t work for RHB anymore. Look it up on their website.
Caller: Oh. But it’s not on their website.
Me: OK, hang on. (rummaging for old business card)
Caller: OK. Because last week I applied —
Me: HANG ON. OK, call 03.9285.2233. That’s Corporate Communications; ask them for Customer Service.
Caller: OK, thank you. I wanted to apply for —
Me: (half shouting) LISTEN. I DON’T WORK THERE ANYMORE. CALL THEM INSTEAD.
I hang up.
Caller: Hello, is this Sharon?
Caller: Oh. So… who is this?
Me: Not Sharon. Who are you?
Caller: Oh. I am [a name I forgot] from Paris Hill. You made an appointment for 4:30PM today, right? Are you coming?
Me: Excuse me, my appointment was yesterday.
Caller: Oh. So you canceled today’s appointment is it? Are you Sharon?
Me: NO, I am NOT Sharon.
Caller: Oh. OK, OK. Sor —
I hang up.
Clearly, it is Surround Yourself With Stupid People Monday.