It’s finally happening.

Although that’s what everyone said two years ago too, but had to renege on it.

Beyoncé Knowles is coming to town.

And I shamelessly hightailed over to Lot 10’s obscurely-set Tower Records on the day ticket sales began to make sure I wouldn’t be left in the nosebleed section.

Now all we need is for the government to stop being a douchebag, which, it seems, is wishful thinking indeed.