Monthly Archives: January 2012

The well-armed woman

The well-armed woman

As Desperate Housewives, one of my favorite TV series, comes to an end, I take a look back at my favorite housewife, Bree Van de Kamp.

I’m not sure if it’s because of my own obsessive-compulsive tendencies, or my admiration for Bree’s thinly-veiled sarcasm, or the fact that I can practically hear my own grandmother saying some of the things Bree says, but I can completely relate to her. She is what I will miss most about the show.

Danielle: Why don’t you go to Mrs. Applewhite and tell her you really need to know what’s going on? I bet if you were really nice, she’ll tell you the truth.

Bree: Is that what you really think, Danielle? I should go to Mrs. Applewhite, be nice, and then she’ll hand over all her secrets?

Danielle: Yeah.

Bree: When I was young, my stepmother told me that I was very lucky. I possessed beauty, wit, cunning, and insight. These were weapons all women needed to survive in the world.

Danielle: So?

Bree: So take good care of your looks, Danielle. You don’t have any other weapons at your disposal.

Desperate Housewives, Season 2, Episode 14 –

It’s amazing, now that I think about it, how very, very few women I know possess all four weapons.

Delete, delete, delete

Delete, delete, delete

Yesterday I made the conscious decision to remove my ex-boyfriends from my Facebook friends list. All of them. Well, at least the ones who were actually of some significance in my life (and the insignificant ones were never on my Facebook to begin with).

Anyone who knows me well enough knows that I have no qualms deleting people from my friends list if I know that my presence or absence will give no more meaning to their lives than theirs give to mine. But when it came to these ex-boyfriends, I had to stop and think about why I was really doing it.

I initially waved these men off as being of no relevance to me or my life now — until Becca pointed out that they will only be irrelevant when I reach a point where I can actually have them on my Facebook friends list and not feel like (a) deleting them, (b) killing them or (c) writing them a long letter filled with all the things that I’ve kept bottled up inside me for the last 12 years. So I thought getting them out of my Facebook would be one step towards getting them out of my life for good, along with all the memories and the anger and resentment, and it would be a┬ástep towards cleaning up the mess that has been my life for as long as I can remember.

But then I realized that as heartily as I channeled my rage towards purging my list of these ex-boyfriends, the feeling of triumph at actually doing it would wear away eventually, and I would be back to feeling angry all over again. So yesterday, when I decided once and for all I would delete them, I made sure I wasn’t in a provoked state of mind. And when it was all over, I felt something I hadn’t really expected to feel.

Not anger, not bitterness, not even sadness or happiness. Just relief. I was finally starting to learn how to let go.

It may not have been out of complete indifference for them, but as Becca summed it up for me: “You deleted them because they all made an impact on you and you would rather they not anymore.”